Archive for September, 2009

How to Bag a Bed Buddy

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

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Who loves causal sex? No strings attached, casual just plain fun sex? Let me tell you about the best way to get that, it’s called a bed buddy. Guys, there ARE girls out there who want a bed buddy. I am a woman’s writing this and let me tell you that i could not imagine life without a bed buddy and here is how to get her on your side.

I am a professional woman. I would never be suspected of having a bed buddy, so this brings me to the first point. Secrecy. very important that you never brag or tell anyone about her. She is you little secret. often she has a boyfriend, or they come and go and you remain always there in the shadows. Men can never know about the bed buddy because it will ruin her reputation. She will also never get a boyfriend if they find out about you so you have to keep quiet.

Once you’ve mastered secrecy, you have to be her friend. It doesn’t hurt if you’re good looking either! My bed buddy is hot, nit as hot as dome of my boyfriends are but he is GOOD. That brings me to the next point. technique is key. Read very sex tip, buy every maxim (with sex tip articles of course) and learn until you can’t learn anymore. Study woman’s anatomy like it;s your university SAT test Know her inside and out (quite literally!) If you can please her perfectly, you will be like her sex toy, hence bed buddy. My bed buddy can do things to me that no boyfriend ever did before. this is why I keep going back. he is damn good!

Next, you have to be able to keep that emotional distance. I say this because some men can;t do ut. If you;re the type of guy who gets plagued by jealousy, stay away or learn how to control your emotions. You can never ask about her boyfriends, never take her for dinner, don’t buy her anything (except sex toys to use together). You are not dating her and you never will be so make sure that you 2 live separate lives. get yourself a girlfriend and don’t go on and on about he because she won;t care, All you two have is sex.

This brings me to my next point. make your rendezvous about sex only. I said earlier that you have to be friends, but this is only first, When you meet and you hang out for the first few times, once you’ve agreed to be bed buddies, never hang out with her again without having sex. Me and my guy will hang out and watch TV to let the excitement build. up then we have sex then I leave. That’s it.

When you want to ask er to be your bed buddy, do it after sex. When you’ve thoughlly pleased her, ask her to be your bed buddy, there is no specific formula to doing this, she may even ask you. I can’t tell you exactly what to say, you have to be suave but not slimy or dating suave. If you’re smart enough, you’ll figure it out. If she faked her orgasm, she’ll definitely never agree so make sure that you have her a real string orgasm. Sex toys always help.

It’s not that hard but you have to have the right personality blend to be a comparable sex buddy, not everyman can the be sex buddy of every woman so keep trying maybe one day you’ll get lucky. You can’t force it, there needs to be prefect blend of personality types and secrecy so it’s a delicate blend but maybe one day, you’ll find your perfect bed buddy lady.

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Get it Bigger

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Are you sick and tired of seeing teeny tiny little chat windows or webcam windows? In the modern day of 50 inch plasma TV’s, why settle for a tiny webcam screens? We’re not used to that so go big with larger webcam windows. You can get all that and m,ore at Webcams.com. It’s the biggest and best webcam source. That’s why I’m telling you to go there, now click on the link below and enjoy.

There are so many other women waiting to please and tease you. This is an example of a babe waiting for you but trust me, there are a list of thousands of webcam babes so whatever your niche, you will most likely find it there.

Webcams are so great becuase you don’t have to do anything. If you want to be anonymous you can and then you can watch her perform and wonder who is watching on the other end. Sometimes the girl will think it’s Brad Pitt and act extra sexy becuase she will never know. She will assume you are a Casanova and tease like you are a sex god. You get the benefits of that with an insane sex show ans she gets paid and a hot fantasy of her very own. It’s a happy ending for everyone!

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What Crotchless Panties can do for You

Friday, September 11th, 2009

If you want to get her to wear something sexy for you, try with the simple and work your way up – literally.
If you buy her some crotchless panties, this is what might happen:

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She will wear them because you bought them and unlike some racy little teddy, she won’t feel so strange because she wears them every day, it’s underwear so there is no feelings of strangeness.

Next, if they’re crotchless and you bought them for her, she’ll know that you are going to want to take a few licks in between the folds of material into her folds so there won;’t be any surprises there. One thing that’s very good about crotchless is that if she has some pubic hair stubble then she won’t have to worry about being insecure in font of you because it’s covered. It seems like crotchless panties are a win-win situation for both of you!

You can take it a step further and get vibrating panties. It’s the same as crotchless but there is a little pouch sewn in the hold a Vibrating bullet. You can have sex with her through the crotchless opening while the vibrating bullet hits her hot spot, all hands free so she can have her arms available for changing positions or doing whatever you want her to do. The vibrating bullet can come our so the regular pair of panties an be worn anytime. It can be your naughty little secret.

Try this because getting some lingerie ensemble that she’s not used to wearing. After she realizes how fun crotchless panties are, she will be more on to the idea of having sex while wearing the, and she might even move to wearing more risque lingerie for you.

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Acting Like a Porn Star

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Late at night if you’re looking for a little action, click away and check out the banner below for some easy sexual pleasure for yourself. You can learn from what you see so the next time you’re lucky enough to get a lady in the bedroom, you can use some of the tips you see. But before you go ahead and slap her clit, there are a few things you should know. When a porn star us performing, they need to allow the camera to get in there and get their shot. When you are pleasing the ladies, there is no camera there to show (or at least I can assume that you’re not videoing the session!) so you need to remember not to lean away. You can hover right over her.

The ladies don’t like their clit being slapped, that’s not real. They like it pressed and circles on but you can;t slap it, this is just an act for the porn movies.

Another thing the ladies like is lube. For some reason, porn movies show it so dry. This is very uncomfortable for us, we love it lubed up so go ahead and use lubricant.

Following these few sex tips will differentiate yourself from the act of porn acting and she will like what you do. But don’t forget that you’re not acting, you’re doing this for real so enjoy the moment!

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Sex Grease.

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

This article is about what to use to prevent your dick from starting on fire while you masturbate. It’s very important that you masturbate well otherwise you won’t have all the good feeling that you’re supposed to have. There are ways to make a self applied hand job feel better. The following are some tips to make sex with yourself better:

1.) Never use hand lotion.
Hand lotion is made to moisturize the skin, which means that it’s formulated with compounds that absorb and give the skin a nice radiant glow. You should never masturbate with anything that absorbs because after 3 strokes, you’ll find it dries up and your penis will become more sensitive. You have probably experienced this in your younger years however as it seems that the first attempt at masturbation is made using hand lotion. By hey – you’re young, you’re horny and you don’t know any better. Now that you’re an adult, you know now why using hand lotion to jerk off sucks.

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2.) Water based is good.
Any popular brand of lubricant is usually water based. Like Astroglide or ID glide, these are water based lubricants. They don’t absorb as quickly although after a while it will dry up no you. To re-activate it, put some water in the palm of your hand and then some lube and mix together, it will stretch out the slickness and give you more bang for your buck too. Water based is the only lube you should use with sex toys, so if you have a pocket pussy or sleeve, always use water based lube only. water based is easy to wash ans sometimes they smell nice which is better then the smell of sweat and cum. A sweet scent can also get you thinking about a sweet pretty lady, it’s a good way to get a fantasy going on.

3.) Silicone is better
Silicone lubricants are the best of the best when it comes to male masturbation. A couple if hints though, it will never absorb and you’ll be able to stroke a thousand miles a minute to this kind of lube with no friction at all. It’s completely perfect for masturbating, Never use it with sex toys through because if your sex toy has silicone in the material and you mix silicone lube the 2 materials will bind slowly and you will wreck your toy. Silicone lube needs to be washed away so make sure that you don’t use it comparing otherwise you’ll be walking around with a big oil stain on the crotch of your pants. It need soap and water. You can even masturbate underwater with silicone lube, that’s how crazy of fluid it is.

There are oil based lubes also but silicone is better, The best sex grease is silicone, it will make you forget about sex and make you enjoy sex with yourself.

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